We won't lie, this app is totally useless, but you need to get it and here's why:

• It will change your life.. You may even get a job, a girlfriend and win the lottery with it.
• It's great for having a laugh when you get drunk at the bar with your mate John.
• It contains very cool sounds from stuff that everybody on the internet knows. ie: it's a social app.
• You can add sounds to your Favorites tab so you can annoy people faster.
• Suggest a sound and win a trip to Sydney (no, we won't give you anything... just the sound of it).

And last but not least: There's a rumor that Steve Ballmer (the CEO of Microsoft) uses this app on his secret iPhone which is hidden in a tree somewhere in his garden (true story).

So yeah, obviously you really need to get this app.

And now the features:

250 fun instant sounds

Effects, Web, Geek, Annoying, Memorable, all the memorable quotes you love combined on an app with a cool design and useful features!

Add sounds to the Favorites tab

It can be frustrating not being able to immediately play a sound. Thanks to the favorites tab, you'll be able to play them much faster. Super cool feature.

Retina display support

Our awesome graphics is Retina display friendly.

Suggest a sound

You can now suggest a sound or even send it to us using our suggestion page. We'll add your sound in our next update (well, probably!)